Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Light Bulb Jokes about all Junior College in Singapore... meant no offense if you belong to that JC... found it passed around the internetxD...
Hope its interesting for you all...
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb.(So how do you think they’re able to change it forACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their
macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would dosomething about
the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not
wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright
sry havnt been replying to tags.
CHEERS ALL who tagged.
some stupid email i received.
and i actually found some of it funny though
and check out mjc.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
ah and thats REAL funny
nothing much happening in school nowadays.
just some tests, which weren't really tests,
and skipping of chem lessons to go to the library to watch movies
and having some scandals with everyone else
and comparing multigrain milk and tauhuay to sex.
lol the last part is an inside joke ._.
its the end of feb.
and nearing the end of term1.
thats real fast ._.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
cny was cool.
went to tanjung pinang.
somewhere in bintan.
haha shan't talk much abuot e trip.
oh yes it was good,
but dun think anyone would actually be interested in someone else's family trip.
haha.
and im having flu now.
since sunday.
gosh. im scaring myself,
i came into contact with chickens there.
bird flu? maybe..
cheer for angpaos.
didnt really collect much though.
haha. but wadever.
school's starting to bore me out.
and the fact that i owe tons of homework simply, turns me off.
and everyone else in my class seems to be doing their work now.
seems like im the only one that is standing up for not doing hw now.
gosh.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
meLissA : haha ULL get into vj de la. be OPTIMISTIC!
wenbutt : haha. now that i know ure his bro, i kinda see similiarities between u guys
YILING : haha. THANKS xD
ah wad a screwed burger king ad.
cny's coming. i dun feel e excitement.
not even angbaos tempt me now.
cny seems boring.
going overseas on sunday. and ill be back on tuesday.
and im not gna attend sch on wednesday.
JUST SAYING FIRST
haha yay yay PON xD
school's getting boring,
if not for my class, ill most prolly skip
or even withdraw
first choice : MJC
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
manel : haha PONned class. NVR get caught xD
cat : haha and YES im shern's couz
mel : haha.good luck in VJ xD
jiemin : haha yea saw u guys xD cheers
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haha enough of the burst ten shit
guess i would be happy enuff to stay in mj now
my class is kinda cool xD
and so monday was e sentosa trip.
too much fun squeezed into a day.
so much, that our class skipped sch on tues.
cant really say much about e trip.
let pictures talk
thats just a few of the 200 photos taken xD
went for soccer and frisbee at siloso beach,
both on land an in water anyways
haha crap. joshua cramped his leg a couple of times.
since we had this $80 ben&jerry voucher, we had some feast.
9 or 10 tubs of icecream , couldnt really remember.
hella noise we made. and snatching e PINK icecream.
after that had dinner at carl's jr. reallyreal;y big burgers they serve though ahha
went to slack at vivo rooftop.
and we actually slacked there for some hours.
kwangwei and junhe went to buy some alcohol.
and all of us got high. hahaha
ah wad a day.
wad an outing.
wad a class xD
cheers to all.lets hope we will end up in e same class
vday's always boring ._.
Friday, February 09, 2007
ah shit.
and so my results turned out to be,
not what i hoped for it to be.
u can say im kinda disappointed, kinda down
im really disappointed with my results.
with crap scores on both my sciences
bio B3 chem B3
wth.
crap.
and most prolly ill be staying at mj already.
and the fact that so many ppl i know haf done so well for their o's
(which im happy for them)
kinda affects me.
im damn dulan.
since it's made to be this way,
ill just live life here to e fullest.
and not rant much.
i cant change reality anyway
to those who underperformed,
cheer up,
and work harder at ur next destination,
where ur nxt few yrs would be spent
to those who did well,
cheers, and im really happy for u guys.
x) its all over,
welcome to another phase of life .__.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
jiemin : benchoo alright ba. sometimes guailan nia.
YILING : haha u mean ah shit? **** looks vulgar xD
its always interesting to see dumb things
results out tmr.
hope itll be interesting.
cuz i think its gna be real dumb
my cg kinda rox.
but i just dun like mjc. hah
ill be leaving this place, unless my olevels burst 10points
that we'll know tmr.
gna spend tonight out.
where i do not know.
just slack around,
till the results hit me.
THEN ill truly wake up
and cheers to o7s3o4
monday sentosa outing yea! xD
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
and so friday's results day.
ah shit.
everyone's getting all nervous and tense and such.
if i cant even stay in mj, ill most probably be heading towards TP
yep poly
having career prospects beats staying in some lousy jc
thats my opinion.
flame me if u wanna
i dun gif much a damn
cya all on friday.
depending on my results, thursday may be the last of ima waste time in mjc
tmr night who wanna ton.
im bored.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
.Yu Ren : ahh pon GP
daa : de durex ad is real good xD
the first picture is actually REAL edible BREAD.
the buddhist baker wanted to spread the thinking that, wadeva u see may not be right.
oh shit. disgusting.
just a. music addiction
damn cool picture
ah shit me ganda joshua gna get screwed real bad tmr.
ahh
dun ask me why.
and so.
i didnt hand in ALL my math homework.
the teacher came up to me and asked ' are u kinda.. considering withdrawal from mjc?'
wth. so thats wad she thinks of me already.
lets really hope i can get out of this mugger school.
Sunday, February 04, 2007
gina : haha like HEY.lemme try talkn to u nxt time then
.Yu Ren : haha. and my foot still hyrts. i dun only hate friday. i hate WEEKDAYS -.-
the whistle jsut blew.
SINGAPORE won xD
cheers.show some love for your country x)
lol. its cool how some companies manage to come up with such funny ads.
anyway the 2nd one's a funeral company ad -.-
cheers. school's starting tmr again
Saturday, February 03, 2007
manel : yea lor mj food sux
YILING : haha i dun like replying there xD i actually DID some homework this weekend -.-
cat : yea see u arnd in schl too xD
wei2 : lol. and i was thinking 'huh? wad u mean wad im doing in mj'
clarice : haha. o's are the least sexiest of all things ive come across so far xD
cmon power rangers. everyone loves them
(random)
ah and so i sprained my ankle ytd
so i didnt actually turn up for the college road race
and NO i didnt make it up
i REALLY sprained my foot
yesterday was a long day.
where practically everyone had their lessons ending at 1205
but ours ended at 1345
everyone had to ENDURE through the last hours.
and im stressing on the word ENDURE
ah shit. my foot hurts.
